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America's birthday is fast approaching, so to celebrate we present you with a bunch of photos of a shirtless Jeremy Allen White smoking a cigarette on the beach. bear is a fun guy who likes to brag about his Calvin Klein wines. But this? This is on another level. I don't believe in God, but whoever is in heaven, I'm so grateful for this little gift, no, this big gift.
on wednesday, TMZ White posted a paparazzi photo of him swimming in the ocean while on vacation in Malibu, where the actor can be seen flexing his hard-earned biceps in the waves and waddling out of the water. BaywatchWhite appeared in style in cloud-like blue shorts, then wrapped a colorful towel around his waist, donned a hat, and lit a cigarette. From what I could see, White was alone, but I worry about the temperatures of the beachgoers nearby. Were they sunburned? Could they get a medical check? Although, if I were taking candid photos in Malibu that day, I'd probably wilt from rising internal heat, so maybe that's just my imagination.
Although America, the land of the free and home of the brave, has its flaws, we are grateful to have given us a man like White. Happy birthday America, and may God bless this swimmer.
